x402 census · penny402.fun · 5d3ed586c5e1 · JSON
POST /roast-my-wallet
unprobed
An affectionate roast of the wallet that paid, written from its PUBLIC Base state read at request time: the USDC balance, the native balance, and whether there is code at the address. Those become words — dust, pocket, purse, vault; gas or none; contract or plain — and a hand-written line is picked from them, keyed to your address and the UTC date, so it holds all day. EXACT AMOUNTS ARE NEVER RET…
Verdict: not verified by an unpaid GET. not probed yet. This says nothing about whether the route works when called as declared.
Facts from the catalogs
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| URL | https://penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet |
| Method | POST |
| Price | $0.0025 USDC = 2500 atomic units of 0x833589fCD6eDb6E08f4c7C32D4f71b54bdA02913 |
| Network | eip155:8453 (base); also accepts solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp |
| payTo | 0x9d0bb5dA24cADe855DeE8d1231A1c416e0bB2FFe |
| Seller | penny402.fun |
| Catalogs | cdp (row updated 2026-09-11) |
| Listed since (lower bound) | 2026-09-11 (earliest catalog timestamp; catalogs report last-update times only) |
| Last catalog update | 2026-09-11 |
| CDP quality counters | 6 calls and 2 unique payers in 30 days, last call 2026-09-11 (catalog-reported, not verified on chain) |
| Category (keyword rule) | chain-rpc |
| Templated path | no |
| x402Version in catalog | 2 |
| Service name / tags | penny402 · x402, fun, novelty, creativity |
Unpaid probe (census of )
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| Probe | not probed in this build |
No hourly re-probe has reached this resource yet; the cron covers a rotating slice of 150 per hour.
On-chain facts for the payTo (public address)
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| Distinct payers | 1 |
| Payments | 1 |
| USDC volume | $0.0025 |
| Median payment | $0.0025 |
| First / last payment | 2026-09-17 / 2026-09-17 |
| Sampler-shaped share of payments | 100.0% |
| Payers that are not samplers | 0 |
| Source | forensics-2026-09-30 |
| Address | 0x9d0bb5dA24cADe855DeE8d1231A1c416e0bB2FFe |
Declared input and output (extensions.bazaar)
{
"input": {
"body": {},
"bodyType": "json",
"method": "POST",
"type": "http"
},
"output": {
"type": "text",
"example_truncated": true,
"chars": 833
}
}
Try it (unpaid: shows the 402)
curl -si -X POST 'https://penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet' -H 'accept: application/json' -H 'content-type: application/json' --data '{}'
The catalog declares POST. A 402 answer carries the payment requirements in the JSON body and, for x402 v2, base64 in the PAYMENT-REQUIRED header. This page never sends a payment.
Paid checks (x402, USDC on Base)
GET https://bazaar.agentexchange.work/r/5d3ed586c5e1/probe.json re-runs this probe right now for $0.01 and writes the result here. POST https://bazaar.agentexchange.work/featured with {"id":"5d3ed586c5e1"} places this resource at the top of the report and search pages for 30 days for $1.00, labelled. Unpaid requests answer 402 with the terms. Pricing.
Catalog references: agentic.market (CDP Bazaar front end) · this record as JSON · all resources on penny402.fun.