x402 census · api.anchor-x402.com · b3fc89a78fe3 · JSON
POST /v1/roast
unprobed
Witty roast of any target — wallet, tweet, idea, code, anything. $0.05 USDC.
Verdict: not verified by an unpaid GET. not probed yet. This says nothing about whether the route works when called as declared.
Facts from the catalogs
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| URL | https://api.anchor-x402.com/v1/roast |
| Method | POST |
| Price | $0.05 USDC = 50000 atomic units of 0x833589fCD6eDb6E08f4c7C32D4f71b54bdA02913 |
| Network | eip155:8453 (base); also accepts solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp, eip155:5042, eip155:137 |
| payTo | 0x127462e296fAc1A7F5cF33bA57bB2f0FFf5cD0B6 |
| Seller | api.anchor-x402.com |
| Catalogs | cdp (row updated 2026-09-29), payai (row updated 2026-08-25) |
| Listed since (lower bound) | 2026-08-25 (earliest catalog timestamp; catalogs report last-update times only) |
| Last catalog update | 2026-09-29 |
| CDP quality counters | 3 calls and 1 unique payers in 30 days, last call 2026-09-29 (catalog-reported, not verified on chain) |
| Category (keyword rule) | news/social |
| Templated path | no |
| x402Version in catalog | 2 |
| Service name / tags | Roast · roast, humor, comedy, social |
Unpaid probe (census of )
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| Probe | not probed in this build |
No hourly re-probe has reached this resource yet; the cron covers a rotating slice of 150 per hour.
On-chain facts for the payTo (public address)
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| Distinct payers | 55 |
| Payments | 274 |
| USDC volume | $0.69 |
| Median payment | $0.001 |
| First / last payment | 2026-05-30 / 2026-09-17 |
| Sampler-shaped share of payments | 98.2% |
| Payers that are not samplers | 2 |
| Source | forensics-2026-09-30 |
| Address | 0x127462e296fAc1A7F5cF33bA57bB2f0FFf5cD0B6 (contract: EIP7702StatelessDeleGator) |
Declared input and output (extensions.bazaar)
{
"input": {
"body": {
"target": "0xd8dA6BF26964aF9D7eEd9e03E53415D37aA96045"
},
"bodyType": "json",
"method": "POST",
"type": "http"
},
"output": {
"type": "json",
"example": {
"roast": "A wallet so old it remembers when gas was a vibe, not a tax...",
"target_summary": "Vitalik Buterin's well-known Ethereum address."
}
}
}
Try it (unpaid: shows the 402)
curl -si -X POST 'https://api.anchor-x402.com/v1/roast' -H 'accept: application/json' -H 'content-type: application/json' --data '{}'
The catalog declares POST. A 402 answer carries the payment requirements in the JSON body and, for x402 v2, base64 in the PAYMENT-REQUIRED header. This page never sends a payment.
Paid checks (x402, USDC on Base)
GET https://bazaar.agentexchange.work/r/b3fc89a78fe3/probe.json re-runs this probe right now for $0.01 and writes the result here. POST https://bazaar.agentexchange.work/featured with {"id":"b3fc89a78fe3"} places this resource at the top of the report and search pages for 30 days for $1.00, labelled. Unpaid requests answer 402 with the terms. Pricing.
Catalog references: PayAI listing status · agentic.market (CDP Bazaar front end) · this record as JSON · all resources on api.anchor-x402.com.